Ode to a Missing Beard
Once upon a time, I had a beard
It wasn't much It wasn't full enough, a little patchy Like the fur a mangy stray dog But it was mine
It shielded me from the cruel world It lent me an air of matureness It was a barrier And it was mine
Then, one day, woe be to the beard Due to reasons that shall not be disclosed It was snipped, and trimmed, and shaved And it was no longer mine I was naked!
Then, experimentation began Searching for the lost beard Smoothly shaved, mustache, goatee, sideburns I tried them all - none fit You see, none of them were mine
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mulix) wrote,
